I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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