We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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