that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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