she was so not down for the gang bang
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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