Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
