i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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