Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
