Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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