you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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