Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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