If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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