Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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