well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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