Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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