So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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