I must be too annoying 4 u.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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