I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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