I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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