I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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