Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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