I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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