he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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