**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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