thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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