omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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