it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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