I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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