I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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