were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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