do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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