i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
