At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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