Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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