Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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