i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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