People with herpes should wear stickers.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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