im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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