How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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