with your own penis?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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