I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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