"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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