she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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