How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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