bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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