I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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