Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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