you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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