Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
