your thong is hanging out like whoa
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
