his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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