let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So. Much. Porn.
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