windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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