So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
