I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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