I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
